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If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

Dolly Alderton - gaslightgoodbye (via perfect)
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viva-la-pluto-f-ck-you:

Hey guys. Guess what? i finally hit 400 followers! yay! I’m extremely happy to present my first giveaway!
Rules:
1) you must be following me here (i will check)
2) likes do not count only reblogs
3) you must have your ask box open and be willing to give me your adress
4) U.S. only
5)Giveaway ends September 30, 2014
Prizes Prizes PRIZES
There will be 3 winners
First place wins a sweater and a t-shirt of the corps and year of your choice
Second place wins just a sweater of the corps and year of your choice
Third place get a t-shirt of the corps and year of your choice
Some of the sweater and t-shirt designs are as follows. But if you win i will ask you which corps and year you want so don’t worry about it not being on this list.

viva-la-pluto-f-ck-you:

Hey guys. Guess what? i finally hit 400 followers! yay! I’m extremely happy to present my first giveaway!

Rules:

1) you must be following me here (i will check)

2) likes do not count only reblogs

3) you must have your ask box open and be willing to give me your adress

4) U.S. only

5)Giveaway ends September 30, 2014

Prizes Prizes PRIZES

There will be 3 winners

First place wins a sweater and a t-shirt of the corps and year of your choice

Second place wins just a sweater of the corps and year of your choice

Third place get a t-shirt of the corps and year of your choice

Some of the sweater and t-shirt designs are as follows. But if you win i will ask you which corps and year you want so don’t worry about it not being on this list.